Now, as promised, here we are again for our first presentation on this blog and to start, we think that it should be better if we focus on a theme of Great importance, which worries a lot the Portuguese, such as “How To Guy A House In Lisbon?”. Because of the actual crisis in Portugal, it becomes very difficult to obtain a house (which is a shameful thing, for it’s an essential need), principally in Lisbon, which is a zone where the power house-buy is now very expensive so, once again, we reach 1st place as the most shameful country in Europe, while a typical Portuguese worker can’t afford to buy a house in the Capital of his own country.
For all these facts and for what is happening now-a-days, we are going to give you some advice on how to interpret correctly adds, where to look, what to opt for, as well as offering you some suggestions of chances of what you can find around anywhere.
Well, this idea appeared on a Great normal day during classes in the University which we study in, in Lisbon (as we’re extremely applied students), on a break-time from class, while we hovered around with our English babes. While we mention it, we want to send a big kiss to Jessica, from JB, and to Kate, from BB. “Everything remains as planned, right? If there’s a chance to meet up tonight, call us, ok? Nice!”. Ahem, returning back to what we were saying… we were in our break-time from class when we saw this uncomfortable situation on the glass of the University showing little adds (for who recognizes the Faculty in cause, the glass is located beside the place, just as you walk up the stairs turning to a short-cut right after the steps before the slope that brings you to the unknown place to follow ahead just as like someone goes beside the right side of the thing) about the rent of rooms or other spaces of the houses, in Chelas (a very known neighbour-hood for its spectacular crimes including a zone where the drug traffic is an abuse, aka J Zone), when suddenly we had this GENIUS idea! Why buy a house with 3 or 4 bedrooms when you can rent a small room that’s perfectly enough for the night-over and more? Especially when all of them offer you good equipment (as you will see ahead) and a splendid view to the J Zone and easy access to all types of contraband and even to the though zones like Olaias or Olivais. Both extremely well located beside well known commercial centers like PLUS and Mini-Preço! We know that it’s hard to believe in all this high quality they offer in their products, but as a proof of our sincerity, we chose a group of adds that we think contain the best offers.

Here are some photos:

Now this is Essential! You hardly find a room with this kind of equipment. We think the crucial-points/most important things that a room should contain are: little table (appropriate for things such as books, a glass of water, an alarm-clock and, as it may not look like, good for the likes of company (so that you won’t feel alone anyhow in the darkness of the night) and to know that it will be good for whatever comes and goes). But, not as less important, a secretary for your personal computer (aka PC) is very important, because we know how PC’s are so anti-social and respectless for human beings. So, these secretaries are good aswell for not letting the filthy PC’s to leave their own Ram Memories or Hard-Disks splattered everywhere. But the secretary shown above in the list of items that the room should contain is not just a simple secretary. It’s a very Special One! The only negative factor that we discovered in this room is the fact that it does not include access to the very precious bathroom. But that’s not a real necessity, unless you like to take a shit a lot of times, like in every 20 minutes! Rather than that, just go into a Bar or a Coffee Shop’s bathroom and do your mess…

In the other hand, this add shows you that this excellent kitchen is equipped with Internet and Cable-TV. Like that you can cook freely, navigate through the wonders of the net, see a bit of Cable-TV, study on the same table where you had your lunch (because it always tastes good to eat a sandwich of rubber and pencil crumbs) and to watch some porn. Talking about sleep-over, you can have a good rest at night time if you just buy yourself a small winter-sac where you can put between the oven and the comfortable chairs.

As what regards to this add, we have to give it our sincere honors, for the owner of this room chose to type his text in English, although it wasn’t very successful for Jessica and Kate couldn’t understand a word of it. Meanwhile, it’s located beside the Subway’s Red-Line. If you use this kind of transport, you’ll never be late, for a carriage that travels on the Red-Line reaches the speed of 250 km/h (aka subterraneous TGV) and most of the times it doesn’t even get to stop in all the stations because of it’s super high-speed.
As you can see, there are many offers of quality, not demanding you to spend a fortune in choose one. We hope to have cleared your doubts!

With this contribution, we thank you for visiting us and we say our honest Good-Bye’s.

We will return next week with the theme: “Tanga… Thong? Or a fish-catcher string?” We count with the Specialist Engineer Sergay Flag’s participation about this subject. See you!